a•autopen.si
DEPARTMENT OF
AUTOMATED APPROVAL
A very unofficial government agency ↗
THE EXECUTIVE BRANCH, NOW HANDS-FREE

Executive
function.
Without the
executive.

First, we automated the signature.
Then the pen started having ideas.

Meet the autopen with superintelligence.
All the authority. None of the wrist strain.

Give the pen some power ↓
✳ NO PRESIDENTS WERE REQUIRED IN THE MAKING OF THIS WEBSITE.
LIVE FROM THE OVAL OFFICE-ISH
An automatic signing machineA mechanical arm moves its pen across a fictional executive order, drawing a signature in real time. THE OFFICE OF THE PEN EXECUTIVE ORDER № 0001 All meetings shall be emails. AUTHORIZED BY SOMEONE. PROBABLY. APPROVED* SI / ON AUTO / MODEL 01 100%ARTIFICIALAUTHORITY PATENT PENDING. ACCOUNTABILITY ALSO PENDING.
● SIGNING AWAYThe pen is considering the implications.
ORDERS SIGNED0000
HUMAN INPUT0%
CONFIDENCEUnwarranted*
YOU HAVE THE CONSOLE. THIS SEEMS FINE.

Pull the strings.
Or let the pen.

A little ink. A lot of implied power.
Choose how much thinking happens
before the signing does.

01 / SELECT YOUR EXECUTIVE FUNCTION

It solved intelligence. Its first priority is abolishing Monday.

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Your decree stays in your browser. Even the pen respects boundaries.

The machine is signing its first decree.
✳OFFICIALLY
UNOFFICIAL
FROM AUTOPEN TO AUTONOMOUS

The real plot twist?
The pen can think.

An autopen copies a signature. Superintelligence, in theory, could outthink the people deciding what to sign. Somewhere between those two ideas is this deeply unserious website.

This machine is an animation, not an AI. The orders are fiction, the authority is imaginary, and the satire is bipartisan. No affiliation with the U.S. government, any politician, or any actual autopen. *Confidence is not competence.

“I have reviewed
the document.”— THE PEN, LYING